Three Little Bops
Remember the story of the 3 little pigs
One played a pipe and the other danced jigs
The 3 little pigs are still around
But they're playing music with the modern sound...
The 3 little pigs were in the groove
Everything was running smooth
The pigs were due for a big surprise
For the wolf appeared with red rimmed eyes
Oo you cool, oo you cool, oo you cool, man cool
Well to show he was friendly he shook their hands
Announced he was joining up with the band
Instead of starting an argument
A one and a two and away they went...
The 3 little pigs were really gassed
They'd never heard such a corny blast
We've played in the west
We've played in the east
We've heard the most, but you're the least...
Well the big bad wolf was really mad
He wanted to play music and wanted to play bad
They stopped me before I could go to town
so I'll huff and puff and blow their house down...
The house of straw was blown away
The pigs had to find another place to play
Dew Drop Inn the house of sticks
The 3 little pigs were giving out licks...
Well the piano playing pig was swinging like a gate
Doing the Liberace on the 88...
I wish my brother George was here...
The 3 little pigs were having a ball
When the big bad wolf he entered the hall...
The big bad wolf he sat right down
Come on cats we're going to town...
From the crowd came an angry shout
Stop the music throw the square out...
The Big Bad Wolf was really sore
If they're going to get tough I'll give them more
They don't know talent in this here town
I'll huff and I'll puff and blow the place down...
Dew Drop Inn did drop down
The 3 little pigs crawled out of the rubble
This big bad wolf gives us nothing but trouble
We won't be bothered by his windy tricks
The next place we play must be made of bricks...
Sturdy place this house of bricks
Built in 1776
High class place with the high class crowd
Sign on the door no wolves allowed...
The wolf was sore and fit to be tied
He was sworn and determined to get inside...
He huffed and puffed at the house of bricks
But bricks are stronger than straw or sticks
He huffed and puffed and bleeped and blooped
And at ten o'clock was completely pooped
When all of the sudden came a ray of hope
I could disguise myself, boy what a dope...
Well the big bad wolf took it all in stride
He figured out the way to get inside...
I'll show those pigs that I'm not stuck
If I can't blow it down I'll blow it up...
Well the big bad wolf was really gone
And with him went his corny horn
Went out of this world with out a trace
Didn't go to heaven t'was the other place...
The big bad wolf he learned the rule
You've got to get hot to play real cool!